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Lost bed. If found, please burn.

Lost bed. If found, please burn.

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

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  • Mom: clean your room
  • Me: why
  • Mom: this cupcake life has got to come to an icin-ending.

We’re all just sophisticated street rats.

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My step mother is an astonishing woman that seriously deserves a biography.

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nevver:

Lift

nevver:

Lift

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"I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
I feel my fate in what I cannot fear.
I learn by going where I have to go."

Words for the Wind by Theodore Roethke

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nbcnews:

Man accidentally saws off arm, retrieves it, drives himself to hospital where it is reattached
(Photo: Herbert Neubauer / EPA)
Plastic surgeon Oskar Assmann, center rear, stands next to his patient, Hungarian worker Tibor A., in Vienna’s AKH hospital on May 13. The 37-year-old man drove just over nine miles to the nearest hospital on May 11 after he accidentally sawed off his right arm below the elbow while cleaning a machine that processes construction rubble. 
Read the complete story.

nbcnews:

Man accidentally saws off arm, retrieves it, drives himself to hospital where it is reattached

(Photo: Herbert Neubauer / EPA)

Plastic surgeon Oskar Assmann, center rear, stands next to his patient, Hungarian worker Tibor A., in Vienna’s AKH hospital on May 13. The 37-year-old man drove just over nine miles to the nearest hospital on May 11 after he accidentally sawed off his right arm below the elbow while cleaning a machine that processes construction rubble. 

Read the complete story.

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